The Daily Show Decimates "Gay Nazi Historian"
Oh, Scott Lively. Yesterday I would've been happy if you'd never been born, but today, I thank God for making you the ridiculously entertaining idiot you are. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleTonight in Music: The Shaky Hands, Del The Funky Homosapien, Purple...
p>THE SHAKY HANDS, THE RAINY STATES, STARPARTY (Burgerville, 1122 SE Hawthorne) BURGERTIME—Burgerville takes a break from padding your belly with Walla Walla onion rings and pepper bacon...
View ArticleBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis RETURNS!
...and this time Steve Carell is on board, and he's not about to put up with any of Zach's horseshit! Prepare for a juggernaut of hilarious fat and big nose jokes! [ Subscribe to the comments on this...
View ArticleNOM Plays the Victim
Steve Chapman of the Chicago Tribune on the National Organization for Marriage's recent rally in Madison, Wisconsin: So why would NOM hold a rally where it is sure of being badly outnumbered by...
View ArticleParkour Just Isn't Dangerous Enough
That's why there's Pomparkour, a version of parkour done with ladders. After all, all that running, jumping, and springing just isn't challenging enough, so why not carry a cumbersome eight-foot...
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It's Happening Tonight!It's Happening Tonight!
BURGERTIME—Burgerville takes a break from padding your belly with Walla Walla onion rings and pepper bacon cheeseburgers to serve up an impressive local music show: the Shaky Hands, the Rainy States,...
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Shhhh! Silversun Pickups Playing a Secret Show TodayShhhh! Silversun Pickups...
autumn de wilde Before they headline a show at the Crystal Ballroom tonight (with two arguably superior opening acts: Henry Clay People and Against Me), the Silversun Pickups are playing a "secret"...
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Frock Turns SevenFrock Turns Seven
A longtime fixture on NE Alberta, Frock is celebrating seven years in the biz as part of tonight's Last Thursday festivities, alongside Spank! Hair Salon (also celebrating its anniversary). The Lucky...
View ArticleCondemn or Allow (Nerds Only Edition): Thor TrailerCondemn or Allow (Nerds...
I read a good deal of Marvel growing up but I was never into Thor. For whatever reason his trademark superhero angst© about getting exiled from Asgard didn't grab me in the same way as Spider-Man's,...
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Ballot Measure UpdateBallot Measure Update
On your November ballot, you will see measures to create medical marijuana dispensaries, strengthen mandatory minimum sentences for felons, and permanently diverting 15% of lottery proceeds to build...
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Portland's First School For JohnsPortland's First School For Johns
EvidentiaBy the end of this year, Portland hopes to have its first school for Johns up and running. The program is based on the idea that Johns, men who hire prostitutes, can make a significant...
View ArticleYour Chaste iPhone Just Became Less So
As a Motorola Droid user who chose the platform in part because I found the iron fist of Apple to be a tad unacceptable, I LOL'd after reading this from the Washington Post: The rise of FaceTime porn...
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Eco Undies.Eco Undies.
Designer “Clare Bare” is a Parson’s graduate with a self-confessed vintage fabric hoarding problem (a condition I can sadly relate to). After college she decided to take advantage of the situation,...
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Comment of the Week: Despicable Photo Caption Contest EditionComment of the...
Steve asked you to caption a photo of a decomposing cat, and caption a photo of a decomposing cat you did, you sick fucks. After minimal consideration, the winner has been determined to be Suburban...
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It's on TV Tonight!It's on TV Tonight!
9:00 LIFETIME PROJECT RUNWAYSeason Premiere! From Marjorie's interview with Runway contestant and Portland designer Gretchen Jones: "I think what really surprised me is how I was able to adapt," she...
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This Is Why I Don't Like iChatting with My Boss.This Is Why I Don't Like...
He was referring to Step Up 3D, just in case you were wondering. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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GODDAMMIT THEY'RE REMAKING TOTAL RECALLGODDAMMIT THEY'RE REMAKING TOTAL RECALL
YEEEAARRRRRAAARRRAARRRUUUUUUUGGYGYAAAAA Thanks for ruining my day, press release: CULVER CITY, Calif., July 29, 2010—Len Wiseman [Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Live Free or Die Hard, AND HE...
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When They Were YoungWhen They Were Young
Looking good, Animal Collective I can't vouch for how reliable these photos are—or if this is old news on the interwebs—but I sure am enjoying Indie Dudes Before They Were Famous. This livejournal...
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Win Tickets to Wipeout.Win Tickets to Wipeout.
The Grindhouse Film Fest's '70s Italian Crime Series kicks off this weekend, and I've got a pair of tickets to the first screening, Wipeout (AKA The Boss), which goes down Saturday at 7:30 at the...
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Tonight's Musical Grab BagTonight's Musical Grab Bag
Backspace—Purple Rhinestone Eagle, STLS, Forever, Permanent Wave, 9 pm, $5, all ages Burgerville—The Shaky Hands, The Rainy States, Starparty, 6 pm, free, all ages Crystal Ballroom—Silversun Pickups,...
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