BURGERTIME—Burgerville takes a break from padding your belly with Walla Walla onion rings and pepper bacon cheeseburgers to serve up an impressive local music show: the Shaky Hands, the Rainy States, and Starparty all do their thing in the Hawthorne Burgerville for free! Just don't yell "food fight!" and pelt the bands with milkshakes. That sort of thing only happens in the movies. EAC
Burgerville, 1122 SE Hawthorne, 6 pm, FREE, all ages
SAY WHAT?—Back Fence PDX shakes up their standard storytelling format tonight with a program called "He Said/She Said." Two storytellers each recount their own version of an event—in the discrepancy between their accounts, (presumably) hilarious dramatic tension arises. AH
Mission Theater, 1624 NW Glisan, 7:30 pm, $14
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