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Kanye West Fun Fur Fact of the Day™Kanye West Fun Fur Fact of the...
via Kanye West's Twitter: And THAT was your "Kanye West Fun Fur Fact of the Day™!" [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Mad Men Gets Underway, Everyone's FuckedMad Men Gets Underway, Everyone's Fucked
Wow. That was a train wreck of an episode—for the characters that is, not the show. Last week I had a feeling this would be a triumphant season but it doesn't look like Matt Weiner is going to let up...
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It's Happening Tonight!It's Happening Tonight!
HEAVENLY SOUNDS—Zach Tillman might not be a household name yet, but it's only a matter of time before his Pearly Gate Music joins the likes of rustic indie headliners like Bon Iver or Fleet Foxes. The...
View ArticleHey, Want a Green Zone DVD?Hey, Want a Green Zone DVD?
So Brad, the Mercury's grumpy office manager, was all, "Hey, they sent us a bunch of Green Zone DVDs. Do you want to give 'em away on the blog or something?" And I was all, "Sure, I'll do that...
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Forgoing Judge Judy, Two TriMet Drivers Battle in CourtForgoing Judge Judy,...
$7500 claim against Al M. That's a lot of bus fares.Irascible TriMet bus driver Al Margulies (better known as Al M) wound up in court today, facing harassment charges from another TriMet driver, Ellen...
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Blazers Sign Armon Johnson, Don't Sign Patty MillsBlazers Sign Armon Johnson,...
He's the one if the middle Armon Johnson, you have a job! Patty Mills, you don't! The Blazers signed Johnson, the 34th overall pick in the 2010 draft, to the 15th spot on the roster, thus leaving...
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Portland: Not Enough Space for Dead PeoplePortland: Not Enough Space for Dead...
Another entry in the what-the-hell-does-Metro-do file: managing Portland's 14 "Pioneer Cemeteries." These include Lone Fir Cemetery in Southeast and Grand Army of the Republic Cemetery in Southwest....
View ArticleGoal Celebration As Theatre
There's multiple characters and a plot and drama and a happy ending. I wanna know how casting was done for the role of "The Fish." Casting . . . I know. Via Kickette. [ Subscribe to the comments on...
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BREAKING BIEBER NEWSBREAKING BIEBER NEWS
THIS JUST IN: Justin Bieber will be playing himself (though not necessarily with himself) in a 3-D biographical movie based on his life—BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER! In negotiations to direct the movie is...
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Hot Hot Heat's (Somewhat) Profane New AlbumHot Hot Heat's (Somewhat) Profane...
There is no question that the jittery keyboard punk of Hot Hot Heat has taken a mighty tumble since the band's "Bandages! Bandages! Bandages!" days of igniting dancefloors and quickly graduating from...
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Spotted in NE PortlandSpotted in NE Portland
Yes, that does say F@CK WHAT U GOING THREW [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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August First Thursday at Lizard LoungeAugust First Thursday at Lizard Lounge
The time has come once again to navigate the parking lot of the Pearl District for First Thursday. Located at a slight remove from the densest crowds is Lizard Lounge, which reliably offers up...
View ArticleCosmic Sun Burp!
Greetings, fellow stargazers and astronomy nerds, it's time to start your space boners! Hot on the heels of the discovery two weeks ago of the biggest thing ever deep in the void of outer-est space, a...
View ArticleShark Week: Sharks Icing Bros
It's still National Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, people! What did you get me? Well, I got you this clip from Shark Attack Survival, which is about sharks, attacks, and surviving shark attacks....
View ArticleThirty Seconds of Cinematic Murakami.
I've never watched any cinematic adaptations of Haruki Murakami's work, and I probably never will—the guy's writing is so fucking good, and the appeal of his writing is so strongly tied to the words...
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On Sale Now At Stand Up ComedyOn Sale Now At Stand Up Comedy
Dieppa Restrepo python oxfords, $195 (were $390) Lots more where that came from. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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It's Happening Tonight!It's Happening Tonight!
EAT IT—There are two camps of "Weird Al" Yankovic fans: those who loved him in middle school and then got over him, and the rest of us who just never got over him. In either case, the king of pop...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: The Talking Cure
On your podcast a caller asked about grinding between lesbians. I came across this passage in Sex at Dawn (great book, thanks for the recommendation): "...genital-genital (G-G) rubbing between female...
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Juggalos Start New Penal Colony in Australia!Juggalos Start New Penal Colony...
A-MA-ZING! From news.com.au: Read the rest of this amazing story here. (Australia has the internet, right? Sure, because they're on the internet. Maybe they're just "on" the internet, but have never...
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Jailed Fraudster Getting HitchedJailed Fraudster Getting Hitched
Doitchin Krasev—formerly the man formerly known as Jason Evers, an identity fraudster who worked as an inspector for the OLCC—is getting married in prison (wow, that's the best lead I'll write all...
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