THIS JUST IN: Justin Bieber will be playing himself (though not necessarily with himself) in a 3-D biographical movie based on his life—BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER! In negotiations to direct the movie is the same guy who directed An Inconvenient Truth!
Yesssssss. YESSSSSSSSS. YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Update! Your impotent rage is palpable. And I'm enjoying it.