Christina Aguilera Pisses off America/Internet
Last night during the pre-game ceremonies, pop singer Christina Aguilera pissed off the entire internet (and much of America) when she botched the National Anthem. The party I was at missed it—and not...
View ArticleStudents Rally to Re-invite Feminist Sexpert to OSU
Oregon State University got into hot water over its Modern Sex conference two weeks ago after administrators un-invited keynote speaker Tristan Taormino because they thought it would be bad policy to...
View Article"I have a tie. You don't have a tie."
Did you watch Bill O'Reilly's petulant pre-Superbowl interview with President Obama? O'Reilly comes across looking like a total fucking dick: I didn't realize it was possible to be a creampuff...
View ArticleTonight's Nightmare... Today!
Some unthinking bastard puts a little girl mask on a monkey, and lets it walk around a restaurant. (WARNING: What is seen can never be unseen!) :13 GAHHHH!!!:26 Shit... SHIT!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!:35 Oh...
View ArticleDid Everyone But Me Already Know that Eric Clapton Used to Be into Dope But...
You guys never tell me anything. Clapton, 1976: I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is...
View ArticleTonight in Music: Led Zeppelin 2
LED ZEPPELIN 2 (Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie) For power, grace, indelibly monstrous riffs, and acidic Sturm und Drang arrangements of blues songs, Led Zeppelin were damn near unparalleled....
View ArticleDarth Vader Kid Unmasked
Alright, this is making the rounds on what seems like every website I visit, from Twitter to Facebook to MSNBC and CNN. Might as well post it here, too. The TODAY show interviewed from the kid from...
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The Blow, Live at Doug Fir, 02/02/11
Khaela Maricich (that's The Blow to me and you) returned to town last week to perform some collaborative material alongside sound artist Melissa Dyne. We dispatched our very own Jimmy Olsen, the one...
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REPOST: Be the Next Mercury Arts Intern... If You DARE
POP QUIZ:Did you see our post last week that we're looking for a new Mercury arts intern?A. Yes, I saw it, and thanks for the reminder! I've been meaning to apply.B. No! What? Intern at the Mercury? I...
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I Heart Oregon Pub Quiz
The lovely and Twin Peaks-lovin' quizstress Margaret is hosting I Heart Oregon trivia tonight at the Ella Street Social Club (714 SW 20th Place) at 7 pm. As always, it's free, 21+, and guaranteed to...
View ArticleRise To The Occasion: The New Pornographer's Hilarious Biopic "Moves"
The genius comedic duo of Tom Scharpling and Jon Wurster (ya know, WFMU's Scharpling and Wurster) hit a home run with the new video to New Pornographers "Moves." With Scharpling behind the direction,...
View ArticleJants: From the Makers of Jorts and Jeggings!
MOD: Your local source for all things fancy jants. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Brandon Roy is Coming Back Early From Surgery
Brandon Roy coming. The Blazers' former All-Star is returning from the operating table earlier than expected. Jason Quick of the O is reporting that Roy returns to the court either this Friday in...
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Blazers vs. Bulls - Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the Chicago Bulls. Before we get to the injury woes of the Blazers—shocking, right?—and the return of Brandon Roy later this week—okay,...
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Forbidden Friends (Hutch Harris of the Thermals) - "Tiny Hands"
He is VERY successful Last month we told you about Forbidden Friends, the sparkling new solo venture of head Thermal, Hutch Harris. Now we can actually hear a song from Forbidden Friends, "Tiny Hands"...
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Egypt! Egypt! Egypt! Protests are still going strong, but check out this interview with a Google executive who was kidnapped two weeks ago for starting a Facebook page that sparked revolt. U.S. Teens...
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The Gift of Straightforwardness
For all the flowery language and doodads that accompany Valentine's Day tchotchkes, there is something to be said for the clear message sent on this Tender Loving Empire tee: Of course, keep in mind...
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What Are You Up To Today, Kanye?
Good to know! Thanks and join us again next time for... WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY, KANYE? [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleRun, Jeb, Run!
Conservative magazine National Review is trying its damndest to convince Jeb Bush to run for president in 2012, with a cover story and a list of "at least eight reasons" why he shouldn't wait for...
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How Many Male Drummers Stand While Playing?
Slim Jim Phantom of the Stray Cats Pardon the unapologetic music dorkery, but this is the sort of thing that the staff of End Hits obsesses over: How many male drummers stand while playing? We were...
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