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Design a Superhero Costume for Mayor Adams
Whatever dudes, I'm a writer, not a Photoshop-er.Ready for this one, guys? The Alter Egos Society and Stumptown Comics Festival have just announced a contest to design a superhero costume for Sam...
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The ACLU is accusing U.S. prisons in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Guantanamo Bay of abuses including "unjustified homicide." SURPRISE!! The prime suspect in the Wikileaks whistleblowing case is allegedly...
View ArticleWeen Week Countdown! Day 4: "Dr. Rock"
R. Stevie Moore is a legend and a pioneer of D.I.Y., anything-goes home recordings, who influenced Ween like no other. "Dr. Rock," from Ween's second full-length The Pod, has every touchstone of being...
View ArticleTonight in Music: On the Stairs, Corin Tucker Band at Pickathon Benefest,...
ON THE STAIRS, TEAM EVIL, IVAN AND ALYOSHA, PETOSKEY (Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside) Read our article on On The Stairs. PICKATHON BENEFEST: CORIN TUCKER BAND, OLD LIGHT, ZOO ANIMAL (Mississippi Studios,...
View ArticleToday in Awesome Mini-Golf Shots
Just so you guys know, I'm PRETTY GODDAMN AMAZING at mini-golf—and I'm more than willing to put down a sawbuck if any of you putt-putt posers want to take me on. HOWEVER! I refuse to take on the guy...
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Blazers vs. Pacers - Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden and the Portland Trail Blazers host the Indiana Pacers. The Blazers come in riding a four game winning streak, while the Pacers have dropped three in a row, and nine of their...
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OKAY, GUYS! I GOT A KID'S B-DAY PARTY TO HIT IN 30 MINUTES (don't ask, and don't accuse), SO NO TIME FOR BULLSHIT! LET'S DO THIS!! In Obama's state of the union address on Tuesday, expect this...
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An Experiment: Review Notes
Nintendo As you'll notice, the latest issue of The Merc includes a review of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn. It runs roughly 330 words and as such does not contain the pages and pages of notes taken while...
View ArticleTonight in Music: Blowfly and Witchburn
BLOWFLY, WITCHBURN (Dante's, 1 SW 3rd) One of the benefits of the California penal system is that most prisons are equipped with ancient AB Dick presses, where model prisoners can learn a trade and...
View ArticleWhat Should Obama Say on Tuesday? Dan Savage Has Some Ideas
In today's New York Times, Dan Savage is asked to boss the president around in advance of Tuesday's State of the Union address: The president — perhaps after introducing Daniel Hernandez Jr., the...
View ArticleWeen Week Countdown Day 5: "L.M.L.Y.P"
Another highlight from God Ween Satan is "L.M.L.Y.P," also known as "Let Me Lick Your Pussy." At nearly nine minutes, it's the longest song on the record and a concert favorite among fans (the longest...
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An explosion at Moscow's primary airport kills at least 30, injures 130, and is being seen as a terrorist attack. $160 million has been spent to defend Freddie Mac and Fanny Mae since the government...
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Morning Teleportation Readies Debut Album and National Tour
We interrupt our continuous stream of Ween posts to bring you news that Morning Teleportation has their debut album, Expanding Anyway, prepped and readied for a March 8 release on Glacial Pace...
View ArticleGonna Have to Start Watching Football
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View ArticleGay Honky Hulk Will SMASH!!
Why everyone making fun of Gay Honky Hulk? Gay Honky Hulk—who am secretly "gay icon" Zeb Atlas—am tired of only starring in gay porn. So Gay Honky Hulk make music video! And sing old Diana Ross song....
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Morning Teleportation Readies Debut Album and National Tour
We interrupt End Hits' continuous stream of Ween posts to bring you news that Morning Teleportation has their debut album, Expanding Anyway, prepped and readied for a March 8 release on Glacial Pace...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: The Rules of Cheating, Cont.
I gotta speak up about one of the rules you laid out for cheating. If you entered into a monogamous relationship with your significant other, then you should remain monogamous; you cannot cheat on...
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Last Three Days of Music Poster Goodness
You've had nearly two months to get your music-poster-loving ass to the Goodfoot, but you haven't done it yet, have you? You're such a procrastinator. It's the last three days! Crap. Crap. Crap. Go!...
View ArticleWeen Week Countdown! Day 6: "Booze Me Up and Get Me High"
If there is one thing Ween fans love, it's getting loaded. Though "Booze Me Up and Get Me High" was never officially released, Ween shared an mp3 of this outtake from The Mollusk sessions on their...
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Happy Monday! Every State is Terrible.
Humor blog Pleated Jeans dug through Census data and health rankings to determine what every state is the worst at. It looks like every one of the 50 states has some claim to shame: If you're...
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