I gotta speak up about one of the rules you laid out for cheating. If you entered into a monogamous relationship with your significant other, then you should remain monogamous; you cannot cheat on them if they get cancer or in a car wreck and can't have sex anymore. Moreover, physical inability to fuck is not a good reason to leave them either. Someone who is too sick to fuck needs your support more than ever. Anyone who enters into a monogamous relationship should know that it is quite possible that either they or their partner could be randomly struck by an ailment that prevents sex, but this fact alone does not permit them to cheat or leave. It is selfish to cheat on someone in a circumstance such as this. If you really feel the need to cheat on your dying husband or wife, you should have thought about that before you got married.I Have Two Buttholes
My response after the jump...