If I Ever Catch on Fire, I Hope Diddy's Friend Kevin Hart is Not There to "Help"
At a release party for Diddy's new album, a hot tub girl's hair catches on fire. There are two things we can learn from this:1) Diddy Kevin Hart is the last person you want around when your hair...
View ArticleChristmas Music Countdown: Day 10
Is there any Christmas song as sweet and salty as "Fairytale in New York" by the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl? When I briefly lived in Ireland I was delighted to find that "Fairytale" was treated with...
View ArticleChristmas Music Countdown: Day 10
Is there any Christmas song as sweet and salty as "Fairytale in New York" by the Pogues and Kristy MacColl? When I briefly lived in Ireland I was delighted to find that "Fairytale" was treated with...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: Bring the Pain
I love my boyfriend of two years very much, but our sex life is dead. My boyfriend is a member of an elite gym, and has a body that would drive anyone crazy. So why don't I want to have sex with him?...
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Five Dolls No One Wants for Xmas. No One.
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View ArticleAnd This Is Why I Don't Want to Freelance
Usually I just blame it on the fact that my rising sign is Cancer, but I've never felt secure about the prospect of making a living solely by freelancing, despite the fact that the freelancing man I...
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Two Serious Car Crashes Last Night—One Pedestrian Injured, One Dead.
Two tragedies last night: A 26-year-old woman named Angela Burke, from New York, was walking her bike in the bike lane on SW Barbur just past 10:30pm when the driver of a Subaru struck and killed her....
View ArticleRIP, Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards has passed away at age 88. In his honor, please enjoy this wonderful scene from The Pink Panther Strikes Again. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Happy Holidays from Beach House
No, this is not your boarded-up, uninsulated and unspeakably lonely cabin on the coast chiming in; these words come from the band Beach House who have written and recorded a holiday song for you. And,...
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Please Interpret.
Dudes, I am super hungover from our Christmas Party last night and this picture just made me laugh so hard that I think booze came out of my eyes. "5 I have to ask maybe it is just me or does Titty's...
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Merry Christmas, Portland, from Peacock Lane!
For festive holiday lights, there's nowhere better in town to visit than the joyous Peacock Lane! Go, stroll, gander, sing, and be merry! Since the 1920s, each house in this quaint southeast...
View ArticleTonight in Music: Laura Gibson, Buzzov*en, Hello Electric and more
FIRST ANNUAL HOLIDAY SPECIAL: LAURA GIBSON, MUSEE MECANIQUE, ALELA DIANE, & MORE (The Woods, 6637 SE Milwaukie) It's the Woods' first annual Holiday Special, a night of local musicians playing...
View ArticleDear Anti-Gay Bigots
Let's make a deal: give us our full civil equality—repeal DOMA, let us marry legally in all fifty states, end DADT, pass ENDA, stop torturing gay kids to death—and we'll let you have your fucking...
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RIP, Stargate Universe.
Oh, Stargate Universe! What times we've had! From the heady days when your first worrisome details were released, to the confusing moment when Begbie from Trainspotting was cast, to the tepid first...
View ArticleNew Yogi Bear Trailer, Guys! (Now with Actual Bear Maulings!)
Mercury film critic Dave Bow did NOT like Yogi Bear very much. However, perhaps he'll like this new version that has been recut to feature actual bear maulings. (Hmmm... I think this flick is gonna be...
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Scary Reports of Man Violently Kidnapping Two Women
This just in from the police:Kidnapping suspect Roger Salazar-Castillo On December 13, 2010, Portland Police responded to the area of Northeast 62nd Avenue and Broadway on the report of a female that...
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Wyden to Undergo Surgery for Prostate Cancer
Andrea VedderRon Wyden talks about funding for sex trafficking victims in Portland on Sunday.Senator Ron Wyden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer—caught in iuts "very early" stages—and he will...
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Nerd Trap!
How many things are wrong in the following photo? via [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: Masturbatory Aides
I am an extremely kinky, happily married 30-year-old woman. My husband and I got together right out of high school, but we were both a bit experienced, and together we have explored our sexual...
View ArticleSexy Teens: Christians Really Hate Them! (And by "Hate" I Mean "Get Horny...
The (I'm So Glad They're Not My) Parents Television Council is super hot 'n' bothered—emphasis on hot—over the depictions of teenage female sexuality on TV, guys! In fact, they're so outraged and...
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