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Twenty-One Minutes and 17 Seconds of Daft Punk's Tron Legacy Score.
Why yes, I am awesome at photoshop. Hey, look at that—MySpace is still good for something! They're streaming just over 21 minutes of Daft Punk's badass score from Tron Legacy, including a bit from...
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What About that Other Terrorism Case?
While we're racing around trying to learn all we can about Mohamed Osman Mohamud, the 19-year-old accused of plotting to bomb Pioneer Square, I want to point out that his case is the second...
View ArticlePorn Loves DC Comics
Earlier this year porn company Vivid Entertainment released a Batman XXX porn parody. It was shot with the 1960s Adam West campy Batman in mind. Supposedly, the director, Axel Braun, even got the...
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The Tonic Lounge Lives!
Remember when you dug through your sofa cushions looking for that $95000 it would take to buy the Tonic Lounge? Too late, Sean Sexton beat you to it. The Tonic Lounge's new owner promises to make some...
View ArticleAnd The Winner of the 2010 Bad Sex in Fiction Award Goes To...
...The Shape of Her by Rowan Somerville. Here's an excerpt: He caught her rhythm, pulling and releasing, cradling and crushing; pushing up through his fingers with each swing, mining up, like an otter...
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Whipped Loko?
For those of you who were upset that Four Loko is disappearing or changing then I have (good?) news for you. It's called Whipped Lightning. The Nayshun No, this isn't a joke. It's whipped cream...
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Don't Ever Say We Didn't Warn You That These Shoes Existed
Fashion (of some form) has turned around and embraced that which is, in its very existence, fashion's greatest affront (yes, even worse than UGGs): TEVAS. The most disturbing thing about this is that...
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Your Daily Blazer: Fire McMillan! Hire Spoelstra!
AP Bad, say hello to worse. The Portland Trail Blazers dramatic tailspin towards mediocrity (technically, below mediocrity now that their record is 8-9) continued last night as they fell 88-79 to a...
View ArticleBaby Laugh a Lot: I'm Not Laughing
Okay, so maybe I'm too late for Halloween, but Baby Laugh a Lot is still perfect for Christmas. That is, if Christmas also includes blood-curdling laughter and some of the most horrific children...
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Tom and Terry K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
As you may or may not have known, Tom Ford was the guest editor of French Vogue's December-January issue, which hit newsstands yesterday. The features include (if I knew French I could be more...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: How Gay Is That?
I'm gay, but I'm just a normal guy too. I shop at H&M, listen to Katy Perry, do drag, and actually know what gingham is. Fabulous is what I do best! As far as I'm considered there is nothing gay...
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Mercury Turns Birds All Gay and Shit
Blogtown consulting detective Graham emailed us the following very intriguing headline: Now I have no need to read the accompanying story, because I already know that this theory is categorically...
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It's Happening Tonight!
GET IN THE PIT—If your passion for all things Passion Pit knows no bounds, you won't miss tonight's show with the New England synth-pop practitioners—but make sure you don't miss their after-hours DJ...
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Jay-Z Thinks It's Pretty White Here
Everyone knows "Hell Yeah (Pimp The System)" is a better video than song, but that didn't stop Dead Prez from putting it three (!) times on 2004's Revolutionary But Gangsta. On the remix version,...
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Jay-Z Thinks It's Pretty White Here
Everyone knows "Hell Yeah (Pimp The System)" is a better video than song, but that didn't stop Dead Prez from putting it three (!) times on 2004's Revolutionary But Gangsta. On the remix version,...
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City Council Adopts Sam Adams' Gun Control Laws
With all the earnest debate coming at a public hearing two weeks ago, the Portland City Council this morning quietly and quickly approved a controversial package of gun-control laws that critics...
View ArticleThere's Hope for You Yet, Struggling Musician!
Hey there, struggling musician. Chin up. I know it's hard to make it out there as a musician. I know there's plenty of competition, and lots of other players who are as good as or better than you....
View ArticleThere's Hope for You Yet, Struggling Musician!
Hey there, struggling musician. Chin up. I know it's hard to make it out there as a musician. I know there's plenty of competition, and lots of other players who are as good as or better than you....
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The Mercury Online Charity Auction is Happening! Like... NOW!
WHOOPEE! It's time once again to empty out those pockets for a great cause. It's the Mercury Online Charity Auction, and it's LIVE. Like, NOW! In case you've forgotten, here's how it works:• CLICK...
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PHART CHART TOPPER!
This week's PHART CHART TOPPER is mewantdog! Congrats, and look! We've animated it for you! Will you be the next Phart Chart Topper? Submit your art or photos to the Mercury's Flickr group, and start...
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