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YouTube Cover Video Soils Beach Boys Song

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This curious lady has taken one of my favorite Beach Boys songs, which is probably found on countless compilations made for pre-schoolers, and made it feel strange and dirty. Why does she eat the celery like that? Why does she make those seductive faces? Was that her I saw on one of those late night TV commercials, asking me if I needed "a sexy local" to talk to? Her refrigerator could use some organization, as well.

Though, I will say there is an extraordinary moment right around 1:21, after the phallic vegetable train slithers across the table.

But seriously... that was a vagina made out of celery and cucumbers.

I always wonder how many letters the Beach Boys got from people, telling them their favorite vegetable. I probably would have told them "tomato," but then had to send another letter saying "broccoli rabe" in 2001, when the European Union issued a directive stating that the tomato should always be considered a fruit.

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