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White Male in Search of Bieber Bangs

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If you're anything like me, you suffer from unsightly frontal balding (also known as having a "forehead"). Even worse, my hair stylist refuses to give me a "Bieber" because according to her, I "have nothing to work with." GAHHHH!! What I need are some undetectable human hair designer bangs that I can easily glue on to my forehead! CAN'T ANYONE HELP?!?

AHHHH... thanks, "Undetectables."

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