This Friday at the Bagdad, Cort and Fatboy and the Mercury (hey, that's us!) are showing Jurassic Park. What's more fun than Jurassic Park on a big screen? Not much—and it'll likely be made even more fun thanks to (A) beer, (B) GIANT T-REX, and (C) the Spielberg-directed episode of Amazing Stories that'll play before the film.
Want to go? Of course you do! Luckily for you (or at least a few of you), we've got three pairs of tickets to give away to the screening. All you have to do enter to win a pair (heh) is email me no later than 4 pm PST today (Wednesday, August 4), make sure your subject line is "Ian Malcolm," include your name, and be over 21. At around 4, I'll pick three winners at random and email 'em back to let 'em know they've won. (So if you don't have an email from me by 4:30 or so, then no, you did not win. Rather than repeatedly emailing me to demand to know if you won, please accept this velociraptor-themed consolation prize. [Please note: By "consolation prize," I mean "thing that will haunt your nightmares for decades to come."])
Also, here is Jeff Goldblum telling a terrible story.