Here are the top five things you're Googlin' today, America!
1) Brain Eating Vaccines: The peeps at Prison Planet postulate that scientists have created a vaccine that supposedly reduce stress. However... "Many apparently view the vaccine as a means for the so-called establishment to pacify people angry with their governments and their lives." But it doesn't actually eat brains, does it? BOOOO!! Next.
2) Omar Thornton: Went on a shooting spree today at his job at a beer distribution plant in Connecticut, killing eight and wounding two, before committing suicide. The shooting was said to be racially motivated. Good choice of Google topic, America!
3) Brett Favre: Missesota Viking quarterback is rumored to be retiring, and no one gives a shit, so bad Google, America! Bad Google!
4) Blackberry Torch: RIM introduces new Blackberry Torch today, and once again, we wouldn't care at all except for the words "rim" and "torch" which makes me feel squirmy. Down there. Good Google search, America.
5) Connecticut Shooting: Same story as number two above. Still sad, still going to cause a shitstorm in the next few days. A deserved Google, America.
YOUR TURN! Go into your history, and in the comments, jot down the last five things you've Googled. AND DO NOT LIE THIS TIME, LIAR.