Okay, I've never actually been on the Tour de Lab, Lucky Lab Brewery's annual bikes-and-booze ride between its four Portland establishments, but here are two crucial details from the ride description:
1. The ride includes a contest for best dog costume.
2. One of the rest stops includes an all-you-can eat hot dog bar.
Sold!
I have a pair of free tickets to the ride (a $110 value!) and will give them away for whoever can email me the best answer to this question: What would you do with 1,000 hot dogs?
