Jane Lynch Killed It On SNL
She gets naked for a Digital Short. She's an awesomely annoying mom that just got on Facebook. And a sweet TRASHY mom with over 100 boyfriends! God I love her! Which one was your favorite? [ Subscribe...
View ArticlePanel's Two Words for Cop Behind Nazi Memorial: "Discredit and Disgrace"
The Oregonian this weekend broke a bit of juicy news about one of the longest-running and most controversial stories involving the Portland Police Bureau: Capt. Mark Kruger—the cop accused of building...
View ArticleKarl Lagerfeld's Main Squeeze Baptiste Giabiconi
Holy hotness, why must the best looking men be gay??? Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter he's WAY out of my league. And honestly the song isn't horrible, sounds like Gaga to me. I wonder if we'll...
View ArticleInspiration For The DayInspiration For The Day
While surfing the internets the other day, I came across some great websites that I had never seen. The Standard has a great blog, and another one called Saturdays really struck my fancy because of...
View ArticleAge Inappropriate: Alice in Wonderland and Frankenocchio
In the past few days I've gotten two emails from theater companies who don't normally pitch to me: One from the Oregon Children's Theater, who acknowledged that they don't normally solicit reviews...
View ArticleMichelle as Marilyn
Lucky Michelle Williams has snagged the role of Marilyn Monroe in My Week With Marilyn which goes behind the scenes during the making of the 1957 classic The Prince And The Showgirl, starring Marilyn...
View ArticleToday Is the Big Day for Windows Phone 7
Engadget and Gizmodo both covered the big official announcement of Microsoft's new Windows Phone 7, which will go on sale on November 8th. If you're looking for hardware comparison—just about every...
View ArticleMore Info on the Banksy Simpsons Intro!More Info on the Banksy Simpsons Intro!
"Did FOX really approve of this?""How did they find Banksy?"Are the holes in DVDs really poked out by sad unicorn horns?"These questions and many more are answered in this fascinating article with the...
View ArticleConfidential to the White House
Fuck you, you pack of co-opting cowards. Seriously. You can do a more than offer hope. You have the power to make it better. Right now. Suspend enforcement of DADT. Don't appeal the decision by a...
View ArticleGet Yer New Police Tazer-Themed Album!Get Yer New Police Tazer-Themed Album!
So this happened: Yes, it's a Portland Police brutality-themed punk group. Yes, there's a pirate on the cover for some reason. Some songs feature "Lester The Arresta", another features the well-known...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Afternoon: You Don't Love Him
My name is "Adam." I finally have a boyfriend and his name is "Steve" and he was talking to me about sex. And then he flat out and told me that when he was in high school he was a whore. He slept with...
View ArticleYou're a Cougar! She's a Cougar! Cougar! Cougar! COUGAR!!
Who's a cougar, you're a cougar, I'm a cougar, cougar, cougar! Date a cougar, mate a cougar, rate a cougar, cougar, cougar! Love a cougar, shove a cougar, glove a cougar, cougar, cougar, WHOOOO!!!!...
View ArticleIs The Social Network Sexist? Aaron Sorkin Doesn't Think So...Is The Social...
"Oh sure, sweetheart, I could tell you about this idea I have for a new website. But let's face it, you probably wouldn't understand." ... but then, Sorkin also kind of avoids a few of the big...
View ArticleGet Yer New Police Tazer-Themed Album!
So this happened: Yes, it's a Portland Police brutality-themed punk group. Yes, there's a pirate on the cover for some reason. Some songs feature "Lester The Arresta", another features the well-known...
View ArticleBuy Some Tender Loving Empire Goodies, Get a Free Starfucker Concert Ticket
If you want to attend the Starfucker/Octopus Project/Super XX Man/Strength show at the Roseland on October 20 and look your best while doing so, we have news for you. The local shop of adorableness...
View ArticleBlazers vs Jazz - Hot Live (Preseason) Blog ActionBlazers vs Jazz - Hot Live...
Live from the Rose Garden Memorial Coliseum as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the Utah Jazz in sizzling hot preseason basketball. Let us marvel at this old arena that has been dusted off for the...
View ArticleThis Is the Last Post About Hipsterism I'm Ever Going to Do.
The LA Times got a hold of Blogtown's favorite chew toy this morning, with a writeup of last night's UCLA panel "Look at This F*ing Panel: A Sociological Investigation of the Hipster," moderated by...
View ArticleCracking Down on Crisis Pregnancy CentersCracking Down on Crisis Pregnancy...
Back in Septmeber, I ventured into two of the many crisis pregnancy centers in Oregon, pretending to be pregnant and seeing what kind of advice the Christian-backed centers (which don't refer for...
View ArticleERIC STOLTZ AS MARTY MCFLY IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
The Back to the Future trilogy—featuring one perfect movie, one great movie, and one boring-ass movie about two elderly nerds falling in love in the Wild West—is coming to Blu-ray later this month....
View ArticleBritish Rugby Hunk Ben Cohen Joins the "It Gets Better" Project!
Anti-gay-suicide sentiments and that body? SWOON! (Also, watching that swanky British accent come out of his meaty thug head kind of reminds me of Nick Park's Creature Comforts.) [ Subscribe to the...
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