It's Happening Tonight!It's Happening Tonight!
AGAINST ODDS—A few short months ago, it seemed the Clientele's days on this earth were limited. Thankfully, the purveyors of gorgeous English pop have returned for another American tour, giving us a...
View ArticleStill a Virgin? Will Ferrell Wants to Know.Still a Virgin? Will Ferrell Wants...
This billboard went up around LA a few weeks ago and is causing quite a stir. You're not actually supposed to call the 888 number if you are "hymenally challenged," it's really a billboard to promote...
View ArticleHow 9/11 Could've Been Avoided...How 9/11 Could've Been Avoided...
...according to this ad in a French magazine. The twin towers should have been shorter, DUH!! Jesus Christ, World Trade Center architects! Did you not ANTICIPATE terrorists could hijack some planes...
View ArticleBuff Phil Collins? Thank You, Art.
I know fine art when I see it, and Phil Collins is looking fine. Local musician/artist Jay Winebrenner has a new art show entitled PHIL'D OUT which reimagines the Genesis leader as I have always seen...
View ArticleBuff Phil Collins? Thank You, Art.Buff Phil Collins? Thank You, Art.
I know fine art when I see it, and Phil Collins is looking fine. Local musician/artist Jay Winebrenner has a new art show entitled PHIL'D OUT which reimagines the Genesis leader as I have always seen...
View ArticleSweet F.A./Doomtown Fashion ShowSweet F.A./Doomtown Fashion Show
Saturday night was another installment of the Sweet F.A (fashion + art) show put on by Doomtown Productions. Producers Elizabeth Mollo and Erin Cry have been hustling this show in Pdx for 7 years and...
View ArticleLady Gaga Brings New Meaning to "Meat Curtains"Lady Gaga Brings New Meaning...
Here she is on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan. Photographed by Terry Richardson. PETA (of course) has released this statement: "Meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body," and...
View ArticleRyanair Puts Price on about 524 Human Lives at a TimeRyanair Puts Price on...
Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary publicly suggested today that his company rid itself of co-pilots to keep airfare low. His response when asked about whom would fly the plane if the pilot were to become...
View ArticleHow to Solve Portland's "Manliness Problem"
You know what? I'm getting sick of the whole "Portland doesn't have any real men," shtick. Even though, on some level, I get it. I could go on a whole diatribe that cross references Portland's...
View ArticleDonna was the Best DressedDonna was the Best Dressed
We all know 90's fashion is coming back stronger than ever, and who knows what New York Fashion Week's Spring 2011 will bring to the plate? Until then I've got a couple of my favorite 90210 outfits to...
View ArticleRobyn is Coming to PortlandRobyn is Coming to Portland
First Leonard Cohen, now Robyn. The best day ever is quickly becoming the bestest. (What? I get paid to write for a living.) The endlessly charming Swedish pop star canceled her Berbati's Pan...
View ArticleLast Chance to Help out Kid vs. Bike Thief
Just a heads up, Blogtownies, that today is the last day to donate to help a poor North Portland girl buy a new bike, after hers was stolen by a cruel thief. Read the whole story and her sad little...
View ArticleWant to See the World's Largest Ocarina?
Don't say we didn't warn you. Yeah. That's a big ocarina. The St. Louis Ocarina Trio has apparently exhausted their repertoire of Zelda music and has just released Final Fantasy: An Ocarina Odyssey....
View ArticleWant to See the World's Largest Ocarina?
Don't say we didn't warn you. Yeah. That's a big ocarina. The St. Louis Ocarina Trio has apparently exhausted their repertoire of Zelda music and has just released Final Fantasy: An Ocarina Odyssey....
View ArticleLady Gaga Brings New Meaning to "Meat Curtains"
Here she is on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan. Photographed by Terry Richardson. PETA (of course) has released this statement: "Meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body," and...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: You're Tired Of Porn Fights?
Ever since discovering two years ago that I look at porn—I'm a guy, shocker, I know—my girlfriend and I have gotten in numerous arguments over the subject. I seldom use porn, maybe once a week when...
View ArticleThe CD We Are Too Afraid to OpenThe CD We Are Too Afraid to Open
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View ArticleIn His Cellar, I am Chained to a Radiator
Oh, you Asians! Always taking taboo subjects—such as creepy sexual predators who chain children to the radiator in their basements—and using them to make lively and adorable children's programming....
View ArticleMarcel the Shell
This is the cutest video I've ever seen. She makes you laugh, and she's a great example of a positive self image. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleFashion's Night Out Reminer
Last Monday Marjorie told all you MOD readers out there about Fashion's Night Out in Portland. Here to remind you is Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Poor Jimmy, he tried...
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