Nutritional Information Coming to Booze?
Have you ever wondered how many carbs are in a serving of whiskey? Have you ever wondered what distillers consider to be a serving of whiskey? You may soon find out: Pressure is mounting worldwide for...
View ArticleGood Afternoon, Justin Bieber!
If you're like me, you're pissed as hell that Justin Bieber isn't on TV every week (or every day of every week for that matter)—but ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE. (At least in regards to next...
View ArticleTonight in Music: Old 97's and Langhorne Slim
OLD 97'S, LANGHORNE SLIM (Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell) Bouncing at the intersection of country, punk, and power pop, Old 97's just keep getting better with age. They swoop through town on the back...
View ArticleBold Predicition: The State of the Union Will Be Incredibly Boring.
Yep, tonight is the night the president sums up the past year and delivers an inspiring plan for 2011. Jesse Cornett's (remember him?) new bar Guild Public House (1101 E Burnside) will be showing the...
View ArticleRide The Lightning @ Mudai
I've said it before but it bears repeating: Mudai, on 801 NE Broadway, is a strange but good place to see comedy. The room is intimate enough where you've got no choice but to pay attention or get the...
View ArticleDonuts and Basement Jams with Starfucker
That band that will not be named—aw, fuck it, let's name 'em: They're back to Starfucker for good, and hooray for that—did an Into the Woods session for their Feels Like Home series, of which you...
View ArticleOn View: ForeverScape at The Globe
ForeverScape.comA section of Vance Feldman's ForeverScape Hey guys, if I could have your attention for a quick sec, I'd like to point out a project called ForeverScape by local illustrator Vance...
View ArticleGood Morning, News!
Egyptian authorities are shitting their pants over the tens of thousands of marchers protesting President Hosni Mubarak. President Obama delivered his state of the union address last night—and once...
View ArticleShe's No Sarah Palin
Did you miss Michele Bachmann's weird performance in Response to the State of the Union, Part Deux: Teabagger's Delight last night? You did? Well, you're in luck! Here it is: Unbelievable. Wonkette...
View ArticleTonight in Music: Ra Ra Riot, Darwin Deez, Ween, and more
WEEN (Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside) While you weren't paying attention, Ween became a fucking cottage industry, a cult band that's blown up in slow motion. So here we are now in 2011, and Ween...
View ArticleArkansas Grocery Store Deploys "Family Shield"...
...to protect "young shoppers" from the US Weekly cover showing Elton John and David Furnish holding their new baby. Here is the unshielded cover, which attentive viewers will note looks like a...
View ArticleBetty White Nude Photo Anyone?
And does it make a difference that this isn't a current photo, but one taken back when White was a young, adorable cheesecake model? Well, okay then! Hit the jump for the NSFW version! [ Subscribe to...
View ArticleSL Letter of the Day: Good Working Order
I recently caught this video. It resonated with me so intensely. I was in a relationship like this for over five long years trying to help the man I loved through his...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to Twilight's Kristen Stewart
Dear Kristen Stewart:If you're so cold, then why don't you put on a goddamn sweater?Sincerely yours,Wm. Steven Humphrey [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleWin Tickets to the Thermals!
Continuing End Hits' giveaway mini-week, we've got two pairs of tickets for the Thermals show this Friday, January 28 at Branx, to give to two lucky winners! The show is all ages, so this giveaway is...
View ArticleOregon Book Award Finalists Announced
Last night, Literary Arts announced the finalists for the 2011 Oregon Book Awards. Willy Vlautin's Lean on Pete seems likely to win the fiction category, though I've not yet read Emily Chenoweth's...
View ArticleWin Tickets to the Thermals!
Over on End Hits, we're giving away two pairs of tickets to the Thermals show this Friday, January 28. The show's all ages. Want to win? Get on over there. And if you're not the gambling type, you can...
View ArticleWant to See Chris Matthews Rip the Co-Founder of the Tea Party a New Asshole?
It's worth your time... [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleFilm Shorts
In which we hit it and quit it. Animal Kingdom A brutal, gripping story about a Melbourne crime family that makes the Corleones look like the Brady Bunch. NED LANNAMANN St. Johns Theater and Pub....
View ArticleThe Final Countdown
Fresh off its nomination for Best Animated Feature, The Illusionist hits Portland. by Erik Henriksen MANY THINGS about the Oscars are ridiculous, but one of the most obvious is the award for Best...
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