Poorly veiled racial slight?
Hilariously misplaced memetic snafu?
The sexiest amorphous killer blob robot since Robert Patrick squinted hard enough to permanently turn his Euclidean mug into a log splitter?
I don't care. I just do not, can not care.
This trailer — the first for Mega Man Online (a game whose working title manages to convince you that it is definitely a massively multiplayer online game, right before slipping into senility and humming the refrain from "Tubthumping") — contains a Kaiju Yellow Devil!
Yes, yes, fleeing people, exploding city, malevolent robot masters, whatever. Who cares?
We're dealing with a Yellow Devil the size of three James Cromwells! That's a lot of Cromwell!
Unless Mothra's tiny harem of dancing ladies can magic up a functional pause button, we may as well say goodbye to Tokyo Megatokyo Neo Tokyo Toronto!