- VALHALLA RISING They also enjoy playing Twister.
VALHALLA RISING The viking movie from Bronson director Nicolas Winding Refn. I didn't like it as much as Bronson, but then, I don't like many movies as much as I liked Bronson.
THE SWITCH "The Great Semen Switcheroo" is probably my favorite headline ever.
PIRANHA 3D "Jerry O'Connell's Penis—in 3D!" is probably my second-favorite headline ever.
THE WILDEST DREAM It's like watching PBS, except you get to pay for it.
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