Dearest friends! I know your boner is at maximum alert right now about the new trailer for Black Swan, directed by Darren "The Wrestler" Aronofsky, and starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis as competing ballerinas who COULD POTENTIALLY HAVE LESBIAN SEX. However, there's a few very confusing things here that may compromise this film's bone-osity. For example, "ballet." And "bloody eyeballs." "Mirror images that come to life." And perhaps "weird things growing out of Natalie's back." Did I mention "wrinkles"?
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