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Brantley—who, I'm guessing, would be having fun being so mean if he didn't seem so incredibly weary and saddened by the whole thing—notes that Turn Off the Dark is a show with "choreography [that's] pure vintage MTV," a show whose U2-penned songs are a "sustained electronic twang of varying volume, increasing and decreasing in intensity, like a persistent headache," and a show that features a "geek chorus" who "discuss the heady philosophical implications of Spider-Man’s identity while making jokes in which the notion of free will is confused with the plot of the movie Free Willy.”
Sweet jesus, I want to see this thing so bad. Read Brantley's whole review here.