Glorious day! Just as Oregon is poised to possibly become the nation's first opt-in phone book delivery state, Yellow Pages has launched a new opt-out website. in the olden days (yesterday), you had to call a complicated phone line to opt out, so the website should be a big improvement.
However, apparently everyone on the entire internet is psyched about opting out of phone books because YellowPagesOptOut.com is mind-meltingly slow. Perhaps their servers are overloaded, perhaps this is just one final jab at Yellow Pages' unwilling consumers, either way, open up a separate tab and schedule a solid 15 minutes to rid yourself of phone books.
I finally managed to click through the slowly loading pages to opt my house out of seven phonebooks. I walk you through it below the cut.