I really need advice on how to get out of a terrible mess. I’m a straight, single, 23-year-old male-to-female cross dresser. Or at least I used to be. The straight part has recently gone out the window.
Okay, um... I'm about to get on a plane—I'm actually on a plane—and I don't have time to bust out an answer for this guy before they close the doors. And after reading his very, very, very long letter, I'm not sure I should. Seems like an obvious fake to me: it has that Letter-to-Penthouse-Forum-circa-1977 quality about it, and almost all letters from straight guys who find themselves being blackmailed into... well, read the letter. Debate its truthiness in comments, offer whatever advice you think the guy needs/deserves, treat it as a good hypothetical if you like, and if anyone has a contact with those Taiwanese CGI animators, I think this letter would make a great short video.
The rest of the letter after the jump.