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Hey Blogtownies, OregonLive.com Commenter "wookieloving" Puts All of You to Shame.

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We don't spend a whole lot of time on OregonLive.com around these parts, but thankfully, Kevin Collier's great "Get to Know an Internet Commenter" column at McSweeney's has alerted us to something magical happening over there: commenter "wookieloving" weighing in on all sorts of important issues.

On "Boy Scouts Argue Perversion Files Should Be Secret":
If their personnel files include information about sexual abuse against children, absolutely. You underestimate the power of the dark side!

On "Oregon House Makes History By Electing Two Co-Speakers":
They do kind of look like Darth Vader and the Emperor when they stand like that, don't they. Very interesting, it is.

On "Spoiled Ground Beef Sold to Institutions in Oregon, California Recalled":
How you get so big, eating food of this kind?

On "In Eugene, Excitement Followed by Resignation as Auburn Rolls to Win":
I suggest a new strategy, Ducks. Let the wookiee win.

Step it up, Blogtownies*! These Star Wars references aren't going to make themselves! (Also, whoever can track down "wookieloving" and get him to start commenting here rather than on OregonLive? Yeah. If you can pull that off, you win this.)

Thanks to Andrew R Tonry for the heads up!

*I hate this term, by the way. Do you guys even like it?

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