In an email subtly titled "YOU WILL BLOG THIS!!!", my esteemed boss, Wm. Steven Humphrey, politely informed me of a fact:
It is your sworn duty as a film journalist to blog about Roger Ebert's new prosthetic chin.If you don't, I will, and it won't be pretty.
As I like my job, and as I would like to keep it, and as part of keeping it is bending to the frequently insane demands and diatribes of Mr. Humphrey (see also: this), well, here you go, Blogtown: a blog post about Roger Ebert's new prosthetic chin.