This weekend Sarah Mirk and I found ourselves in N. Lombard's Mousetrap Tavern drinking on the cheap and singing karaoke (we were so good the KJ hugged us! Service!) I left to use the bathroom when what to my wondering eyes should appear but a vending machine filled with ribbed condoms, edible oils and this peculiar little manual:
It only took fifty cents for me to become the proud owner of Erotic Sensual Positions: A Guide to Modern Intimacy. The back of this matchbook-size tome trumpets: "An Exciting Guide that INCREASES AROUSAL For Lovers" featuring "Modern illustrations of 12 sexual positions". Needless to say I was pretty pumped to get my hands on some modern examples of sexuality (I'm so tired of my erotic cave rubbings and shunga scrolls).
Straight from the "masters of carnal knowledge" at National Sanitary Laboratories Inc, Erotic Sensual Positions: A Guide to Modern Intimacy is some pretty hot stuff! When I came from lunch today I even found Floyd reading it in my bedroom, licking himself!
If it's good enough for a cat then I figure it's good enough for Blogtown! I posted some of my favorites below the jump. Are you guys ready to become masters of (weird, possibly dangerous) carnal knowledge? Read on! (NSFW obvs)