I'm not saying the fine upstanding journalists of End Hits got incredibly fucked up at this year's Pickathon—I don't remember—but there were some questionable Twitter posts from the festival that I do not recall sending. Included in these was a hashtag campaign that just failed to catch on like we had hoped it would: #fakewillyvlautintweets
From @endhits
Lost all my rent money on a bad parlay & ended up sleeping at the Reno bus station. Later I got drunk with a horse. #fakewillyvlautintweets
From @alisonhallett
Car broke down at the strip club on the way to my kid's birthday party. Luckily, his mom was working. #fakewillyvlautintweets
From @mightytoycannon
An old man with urine stained pants handed me half of his cheeseburger and asked where I was headed. #fakewillyvlautintweets