Not even kidding! It seems global warming is having unforeseen affects. Due to recent mild winters, the wild boar population in Germany has skyrocketed and exploded out of control. And not only that, these boars are radioactive due to the Chernobyl disaster that occurred 25 years ago. They have been stampeding through city streets attacking people with alarming frequency.
Radioactive. Wild. Boars. Rampaging.
Watch Shane Smith from Vice hunting the mutant beasts of Chernobyl here!
However, if you DO happen to end up in a little Northern European town being ravaged by radioactive wild boars, here is a demonstration by Link from Zelda on how to survive: