Oh. My. God.
Holding steady at the number two slot for best celebrity cookbook, (second, only to Cookin' With Coolio) is the soon-to-be-released Mosh Potatoes. Curated by metal marketing Anti-christ Steve Seasbury, Mosh Potatoes promises "Recipes, Anecdotes and Mayhem from the Heavyweights of Heavy Metal," and includes submissions from members of Megadeath, Pantera and more, as well as the bassist from Motorhead's grandma (who is so heavy metal that she insists on cooking absolutely everything in a cast-iron pan). It also claims to be "The Heaviest Book Ever," though I'm sure it doesn't compare to the stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments were carved...
(...Do you want to tell them? I sure as hell don't.)
And now, I present to you... a trailer. For a fucking cookbook.
I wonder if the recipes will be named after metal songs: "Enter Sandwich"? "Running With the Deviled Eggs"? Got any other good ones?
While we're on the topic, it should be mentioned that fresh herbs, such as cilantro, as well as juiced wheatgrass and chlorella, are excellent for removing heavy metals from the blood. However, if it's pumping your blood with more heavy metal that you're interested in, pre-order here.
(Thank you, Paste. Thank you, thank you.)