The following video depicts a completely wasted drunk (and his Thermos) doing an absolutely amazing dance to Beyonce's "Single Ladies"—and like all great artists, he is persecuted by angry mothers, "concerned" citizens, and eventually the cops. IS THERE NO LONGER A SAFE PLACE FOR A DRUNK (and his Thermos) TO DO DRUNKEN PERFORMANCE ART ON THIS STUPID, BORING PLANET???
All together now...