And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a Snooki, and his feet were as the feet of a DJ Pauly D, and his mouth as the mouth of a Jwoww: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority... and all the world wondered after the beast... and they worshiped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? REV 13:1-4
Deny it if you can, but Jersey Shore is only growing in power, infecting the world with it's silliness. Examples:
First of all, Archie and the Gang are not safe:
I don't know if you missed it over the summer, but Riverdale is now officially full of Guidos and Guidettes. Too racy for young eyes? Don't worry, says Archie creator Dan Parent: "There's a hot tub, but nothing racy happens, although Jughead does make a mess of it!" Way to stay relevant, Archie! Whatever the cost.
More insanity after the jump.
