This morning I found this note on my cat's collar.

AGHHH!!!! Right??
I mean... Queequeg is something of a cat about town. This is not the first time he's come home with a note on his collar. (The last one was the much less sinister "This cat has been hanging out at my house, email me if he belongs to you!") A girl walking past my house the other night saw him out front and said, "Is this your cat? What's her name? I call her 'Meat Biscuit'!" So there's some precedent for people acting like my cat is neighborhood property. But this... how should I be feeling about this? Nervous? Touched? Concerned? Protective?

- Yes. He's adorable. But HE ONLY HAS ONE MOM AND IT IS ME.