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Five Halloween Costumes Designed to Scare the Shit Into Your PantsFive Halloween Costumes Designed to Scare the Shit Into Your Pants

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Guys! Halloween! Just around the corner! And this year I've decided to "out-creep" myself by purchasing a vintage child's Halloween costume, and wearing it on top of my grown-up nude body. Then I will hide behind a dumpster in an alley. Until YOU come along.

Here are my top five picks (plus a bonus).

5.

Satan
  • "Satan"

4.

Donny Osmond
  • "Donny Osmond"

Hit the jump for more horrifying choices. IF YOU DARE.

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