Some hillbilly in Texas—as opposed to another hillbilly in Florida—decided to burn a Quaran this past weekend, but was foiled by a bunch of protesters, and IN PARTICULAR, a skateboarder who rolled up, stole the Quaran from the hillbilly and skated away. PSYCH! (I think that in honor of this great American hero, all "No Skateboarding Here" signs should be taken down for the day.)
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