Shark attacks: Overrated!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
FOR MANY PEOPLE, this week is a lot like Christmas—unless you're Jewish, in which case it's a lot like that unpronounceable holiday you people celebrate. It's national "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel (starting August 1)—a whopping seven days of documentaries devoted to sharks and the chunks they take out of your ass. Now, me? I say sharks are OVERRATED. I mean, c'mon! What do sharks actually do other than amputate ass cheeks? NOT MUCH. Plus! The Discovery Channel has…
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