The Boss: Um, yeah, Ezra, we're going to need you to come in and work on Labor Day.
Me: Fine, but I'm going to do nothing but watch ICP videos all day.
The Boss: Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Here is the new Insane Clown Posse video for "Juggalo Island" (congratulations Island of Doctor Moreau, you are now the second worst island in the world). And yes, he just said “there’s a mermaid wavin’ me to come in, underwater on my balls she’s hummin.’” Underwater mermaid-to-clown blowjobs!
End Hits: "We all in a free ballin' see me shore side surfin' on a dolphin."